母親をウソ発見器にかける動画(文字起こし)

全部ではないですが、レアジョブ講師に
だいぶトランスクライブしてもらったので
ほぼ理解することができました。
レアジョブでのレッスンと違って
こういう一般人の普段話す内容を聞き取るのは
とても難しい!
What Happens When Kids Hook Their Moms Up To Lie Detectors
Man: We’re just gonna go around the mid-section.
Woman: Don’t ask anything that’s gonna like incriminate us.
Son: No. They’re not bad.
Son: Mom, seriously. Have you picked your nose today?
Mom: Okay.
Daughter: When you answer a question, this machine’s gonna tell us whether your lying or speaking the truth.
Indian Mother: speaks inaudible language
Indian Daughter: Oh no.
Son: Mom, have you ever broken the law?
Mom: Uhm, yes.
S: Was it smoking related?
M: Yes
Son: Have you ever done drugs before?
Mom: What do you mean by drugs?
S: Maybe you smoked pot.
M: Just a few times.
S: Really?
M: Yeah, just a few times.
S: I did not know that.
Black Daughter: What drugs have you done?
Mother: Ahh, marijuana, LSD, that’s about it….
D: Is that the truth?
M: No.
D: She’s lying.
Man: She’s lying.
D: She’s lying. Liar!
Mom: I told you, the first time you’re gonna smoke weed, it’s gonna be in our house, and I”m gonna be watching you.. and coke!
(1:13~)
S: Have you ever send nude pics?
Mom: Yes.
Man: That’s the truth.
S: Not even polaroids?
M: What do I have to say? A guy took one of me in high school. I was wearing my mother’s cayote fox long coat and I was nude.
Black Daughter: I feel like you’re before the time was like sending nude pics but have you ever taken a nude pic?
Mother: Yes.
(2:25~)
Son: Have you ever wanted to sleep with one of my friends?
M: There’s some counselor camp that was cute.
Have you ever sniffed through any of my stuff without asking?
Yes, recently.
Did you look at my phone the other day when I left it at lunch?
Yes, yesterday.
Mom, have you ever snooped at my room?
Yes.
What was the grossest thing you’ve ever found on my bedroom?
Do I have to say it on camera?
Yes.
Dirty sheets.
What kind of dirty?
Night time emissions.
Oh, this is amazing.

(2:25)のオカンとんでもないこと言ってないかw

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