英語ジョーク:クスっとくる簡単で短いの4つ

【その1】
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
【その2】
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: “Mommy?”
mom: “What?”
boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”
【その3】
Can you see the the mistake?
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Like if you found it 😉
【その4】
Broccoli: “I look like a tree.”
Walnut: “I look like a brain. “
Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.”
Banana: “Dude! Change the topic…”
バナナと言えばそう、チン・・・・・・パンジー!!
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