ちょっとエッチな英語ジョーク集

【その1】
Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
…Next Day…
(Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn’t wearing underwear.
Mom:…
【その2】
Teacher: Joey, why did you bring your pussycat to school?
Joey: Well, I heard my dad say to my mom last night that he was going to eat that pussy when I went to school, and I didn’t want poor Bubbles to get eaten!
Teacher: …
【その3】
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.”
Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.”
Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, “Where have you been? Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill.” and the girl says, “No, I am blueberry hill.”
【その4】
Me: Say “I am a man” after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You both came into your room and had sex.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: And she says…
Friend: I am a man.
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